Corduroy Boy

Intraweb Dating 1.0

This one started out to look pretty promising he was going to school for neurologist with an emphasis on surgery (in layman's term brain surgeon) and played the cello in an orchestra. I figured at the least he is smart and cultured, anyone that knows me at all has gotten to this point and is thinking WTF was she being rational at the time?

Well we decided to meet for coffee. This one I dragged Jungle along for, we went to a random coffe shop I think it may have actually been a cab stand for the Somali drivers LOL. We started on our homework and waited for the doctor to be to arrive. It wasn't long before a nice looking guy came over and asked if I was PYROJEDIMASTER. I said yes and he proceeded to grab a chair and sit down. All the while Jungle is giving him the once over, gives me a strange look and shakes her head as she continues to do her homework.

After about 20 minutes of small talk he finished his hot chocolate and we came to that awkward pause you know the type where its gonna either lead to a second encounter or you exchange pleasantries and give false promised to get in touch sometime soon. Well this one was the latter, to my relief. He seemed so uptight and boring the thought of enduring time with him alone made me cringe. He stood and put on his corduroy jacket, which I then noticed was going over his corduroy shirt paired with his corduroy pants. He then proceeded to pull what appeared to be a corduroy HAT and place it on his head to which Jungle replies "Is that a PANT LEG on your head????"

I'm thinking no that cant be........he replies " Why yes it is,"with a big ol grin on his face, "I was not quite ready to let my favorite pants go."

"I see..." says Jungle.

Then he looks at me "Well I'll be in touch."

"Bye." I responded

Jungle just looked at me again and shook her head. I knew what she was thinking but I am glad she came with me to witness that one even if she thought I was fucking nuts.