Creepy Curly

Intrawebz Dating 1.1

So then there was the seemingly nice boy he was a teacher at a local school, was close to my age, and grew up around the same part of town as I. We exchanged several emails and IM'ed over a short period of time eventually exchanging phone numbers. We will call this one curly.

One fateful night I was hanging out with Kelly and Bri, we were bored and it was a weekend night. I decided to call curly and see what he was doing, he was at a party and since we had already been drinking he offered to pay for a cab if we took one to where he was. being the adventurous ones we are we hopped in a cab to check out the scene.

We get to the party, he pays for the cab we go inside surprise surprise SURPRISE! Its a majority of the people I had known in high school -I wanted to die! I pulled him into the corner and swore him to secrecy we agreed the story was that we knew each other from around the way. Turns out Big D was there (a boy I had former relations of a sort with) so naturally my attention moved in his direction, I accept no responsibility for wanting familiarity over the unknown. After a couple of hours at the party we decided to grace downtown with our presence.

Downtown there was yet another boy whom I had met on an brunch outing with some other friends on another day, he met some of the people from the party at the bar. The minute we saw each other we began acting upon the mutual attraction, needless to say the rest of the world was hardly noticeable at that point we drank and danced the night away. Later on the way home in the car Kelly confessed to me that she had exchanged digits and kissed curly,I had to laugh out loud. I drag my friends out to meet a boy from the internet and one of them hooks up with him, its pretty ironic any way you look at it.

A couple of weeks go by and I begin receiving angry (almost scary) phone calls from curly asking why Kelly is blowing him off, apparently she has been ignoring him and has not returned any of his calls or messages for a few days. At which point I tell him she probably isn't interested in him anymore and to buy a clue and leave her alone and while he's at it he should probably lose my number too!

PHEW! I'm glad she took that one off my hands! Fucking weirdo.